i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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