Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sorry about my life...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Randomize
