My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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