I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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