I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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