worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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