yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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