me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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