Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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