he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
