oh god the rape fog is back!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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