I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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