i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
