Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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