the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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