I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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