Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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