guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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