And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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