That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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