I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
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before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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