I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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