scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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