How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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