she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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