Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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