Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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