R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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