So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I checked into jail on foursquare
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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