Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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