Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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