So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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