I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I could fuck to npr.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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