Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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