I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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