Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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