This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
They took my balls.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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