I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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