Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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