And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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