So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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