hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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