We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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