Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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