I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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