My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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