I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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