I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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