Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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