is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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