On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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