Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
