That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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