Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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