using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
