I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
When are your genitals available?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize
