i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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