AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
im holly from the hills drunk
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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